The Archive · 1920

The Elusive Bachelor

To the Editor of the "Norra-Cuina Dairy News."

Sir,—It has been with much interest and with many twitchings in my heart, that I have read the many letters from " Worried Parent," "Father of Six," more "Worried Parents," ete., and if I may, would suggest to. them an easy way out of their difficulties, and incidentally their daughters' upkeep and general expenses.

Kobe is a place which literally starves for the sight of daughters, there being about three males to female, and is consequently a valuable marriage market. Besides this, Kobe is such a nice, quiet place, and parents would never have to wonder as to which cafe or other low-down dance-hall their tender offspring is being t Chaperones are abundant, joy rides an unknown thing, social functions all cease at midnight, in fact Kobe is a model "good" port, and everything is done with due regard to the orthodox dictates of Mrs. Grundy.

Parents, does Kobe not' seem a veritable Paradise and haven of rest and peace? Come one and all.

With many apologies for having taken up so much space.

T am, ete., Bacuetor or Kose.

Kobe, Sept. 6.

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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