Nature's Unadorned Wonders Young git! (after looking through telescope): "Isn't it wonderful, Grandma? Isn't it_ amazing?"
Grandmother: "Oh! it's very pretty, no doubt; but I'm old-fash-foned, suppose. I prefer the Moon 'a8 God made it.
Upright Restaurants Diner. Waiter! I asked you to] bring my salad without the dressing.
Waiter: Sorry, Sir—but we are not permitted to serve lettuce in the Nude.
Infantile Understanding The wife of a distinguished officer now in China was walking across a golf course accompanied by her small son, aged seven, when they were held'up by a player who was about to drive.
'The stroke having been duly made the small boy turned to his mother, and gravely remarked, "It's all right, mumvtay. He has said 'Damn'; we can go on now.
An Efficiency Measure Notice posted in a Swiss hotel: "Strange gentlemen will to please
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.