How did Noah pass the time in the Ark while waiting for the Flood subside?
Dr. C. W. Kimmins, addressing the annual welfare section of the Educ ation Association conference told a story of a teacher who asked one of his. pupils. this question. The teacher suggested that Noah spent the time fishing, but the boy ridicledt the idea on the ground that there were only two worms in the Ark.
This was one of the amusing stories, some of them admittedly exaggerated, which Dr. Kimm said he had collected mostly from London. school-children, He told also the tale of a cockerel which came into the farmyard 0 April, Fool's Day, scratched about to make a nest, and then sat down. A few moments later the bird jumped_up and cackled like a hen.
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