Gauze and Effect Some girls dance with abandon—and others should wear more.
Bad Points Tus ink and blotting paper are the most unsatisfactory features of most post-offices," declares a correspondent. Although the pens have their bad points.
Sizable Tue junior class eral Intelligence Paper and the third. question on it was "Where are clepliants found?"
Little Tommy brooded awhile and then wrote, "Elephants are large animals and tu consequence are seldom Not Deep Enough SMALL boy, asked by his schootteacher to compose a few lines to rhyme with the name "Nelly," said: "There was a little girl named Nelly. She fell into the water and wet her Tittle feet"
When fold that didn't rhyme, the small boy said: "T know, teacher, but the water wasnt deep enough:
The Magic Word 'Aw angler, who had been trying to hhook something for the last six hours, was sitting gloomily at his task, when a mother and her small son' came along.
"Oht" eried out the youngster, "do let me see you catch a fisht"
'Addressing the angler, the mother said, severely: "Now, don't catch a fish for him until he says 'Please'
Indentity Tue magistrate glowered at the man in the witness-box. "You say this man robted you?" he said heavily. "Can you pick out any of your property from this heap of articles found on the prisoner?"
"Yes: that's any handkerchief with 'B' in the comer," said the witness.
"But that is no proof, my man, snapped the magistrate." have 2 handkerehlet with 'B' in the corner."
"Well, I lost two handkerchiefs," said the witness, Bite It 'A woman who was having a house built for her visited the site. Her keen eyes detected one of the brid layers "halving the bricks with his trowel. With a triumphant gleam in her eyes she approached him swiftly and said: "Isn't that rather a. pri-initive way of cutting a brick in hale?"
'The man looked up, smiled and said: "Lor', bless yer dear heart, liely, there's a far more primitive way than this, believe me." ally, and what's that she In quired.
8 it, liely, biting it Not to Quit With Normxe will take the place of the determination of the youngster with the pair of shiny new skates. Every effort to skate ended in a hard fall. He was particularly slow at learning and was paying a heavy price in bruises of body and pride. Sympathebystanders watched the struggle, and finally someone said:
"Buddy, you're getting hurt, Why don't you'quit for a while, and watch "Say!" said the boy, indignantly. "I didn't buy these skates to quit with bought em to learn with."
The Stationmaster's Lot 'Tne country stationmaster did not wear a uniform, and one day when the train' came in, he stood at the platform gate to take the passengers'
A pretty girl came up to him, and when he held out his hand for her Uicket she seized it, gave it a tight squeeze, and followed this up by giving him a hearty kiss.
The stationmaster was surprised bhut managed to soy: "That's all very nice, Miss, but T want your ticket."
"Oh," replied the girl, with a blush, "aren't you Uncle John?"
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