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The Pantomime "Waar do you mean by coming home. at this hour, "James?"
"Sorry, my dear, but Jones inshisted on taking me to Royal Asiatic Society's Museum an' s'matter fact, if we hadn't come out before the harlequinade, I shouldn't have been home yet!"
Saved the Day Paxmnve and perspiring, two Trish~ men riding a tandem bicycle reached the top of a steep hill, "Begorra Pat gasped Mike, "that was a sti climb"
"Sure and' it was," puffed Pat I hadn't kept the brake on we should have gone backwards."
The Alternative saw was playing with a Scottish minister whose Jong became violent after he had foozled a shot.
He uttered an unministerial express sion, turned te his companion ana exclaimed: "T must gle Stup, Ws nae "What! Give up golf "Nae, mon," was the sa€ reply, the meenisiry."
Not What She Expected One Christmas a lady approached a post office counter with a sample packet of hair restorer and a tie-on label attached, and demanded to see the postmaster.
'A clerie- asked what the trouble was. said the lady, "The sister You Never Know, You Know!
'A young man, whose knowledge of cards was vague, was roped in to complete a bridge four at a Christmas party.
He committed his frst mistake by throwing away a king on a trick already taken by is opponent's ace.
jood heaven!" bellowed the young man's partner, "a king doesn't usually ace."
know." stammered the beginner, but I thought I'd let it have a try."
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