The Archive · 1937

Ad Infinitum

CLormiR; "Were you pleased with ie overcoat I sold you?"

Customer: "Oh, yes. All my boys have worn it,"

"Clothier: "Well, well Customer: "Yes: each time it has n worn in the rain the next small-

One had to take it."

Warning 4! A POULTRY farmer had been losing..'Chi&kehs {por his chicken-coops. He inserted the following advertisement ju the local newspaper:

"Anyone found near my chicken-house at night will be found there next morning". 5 No more chickens have been missed.

Hey! That Man's In. Again!

"Po hate to part with this colt nw, You see, I haven't any children "How can you compare a colt with children! Children can go to college, carve out careers for themselves, but a eolt—a horse could never become President."

"No, not a President. But a friend of mine had a colt once that grew up "to-be a mare."

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