The Archive · 1936

A Warning to Leave Takers

To the Editor of the fonru-Ciuwa Dany News"

'Sim-—From time to time recently 1 have' noticed in: your columns ports indicating that changes may be made in the Scottish Law on marriage. In the meantime, the unmarried "who are going on leave and contemplate a visit to Scotland, may find in the following verses weapons offence or defence, according to their inclinations.

The verses are a postprandial effort of Lord Neaves, a well known Scottish Judge.

Shanghai, Apr. 8.

Tue Tourists Marmnconrae Gume (Composed circa 1868) tourists, who Scotland would enter, "rhe summer or autumn to pass, ten! you How far you may venture To fice with your lad or your lass: How close you may come upon mar-

SuitcRegning te, wind of, he law, ind not. by some foolish Get'wood and married ant 'Woo'd and married an' a", ko, This maxim itself might content yo—"That marriage is made by consent, Provided its done do present, "And marriage lo really what's teant. Sippose. that young Jacky and Jenny Say, *We two are Inisbond and The witnesses needn't be many, Theya're instantly buckled for lite, Suppose the man only has spoken, "The woman just given a nod. They're spliced by" that very" same. people are drunk or The "marriage of course would bad: Or if'they're not sober and serious, "But acting a. play or charade, Ws bad IE ICs only a cover For cloaking @ scandal or sin, And talking a landlady over, "To let the forks lodge in her inn.

You'd better keep clear of love letters, Or write. them with caution and For faith, they may fasten your fetters, wearing 9 conjugal alr.

Unless you're a knowing old, stager, Tie here you'll most Ukely be lost! Aga certain much-talked-about Major Very near found to his. cost.

1 ought now to tell the unwary, That Into the noose they'll Be ed, Just see that Int fant In writing, "And then it must come 10 your oath. third way of tying the tether, Which "some: imes may happen 10

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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