"Are you a clock watcher?" asked the employer of the candidate for a job.
"No. I don't like inside work," replied the applicant, without heat, "I'm a whistle listener."
Experienced Lawyer: "Have you ever. been cross-examined?
Accused; "Rather—I have been matricd ten years and my mother-inlaw lives with us."
Fooling Papa LmTtE Boy (father at the office): "Hello, is this?"
Father (recognizing son's voice): "The smartest man in the world."
Little Boy: "Pardon me, I got the wrong number.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.