The Archive · 1930

Monkey Shies

A story, which certainly deserves to be true, comes from Morocco. There would seem to be a moral yourning to be drawn, or a com-Parison extending an invitation to be made, but the story can stand by itself. Here it 'A native travelling in a taxicab ete tinigra nan been Katie By thrown by"

The taxi wat area io which a war Betiecn "two vival tel Uniler Suspicion the Mr. D is faithfai, about this he did not understand distinctly perhhaps because covered by them.

Mr. E is a really paltry cruel and knavish prude, He had commoded in his examination for promotion, So his action may be occurred, pon my word, the matter is in your hands and don't punish in an easy going but as soon as possi Important you must keep it secret release the implication, If you do well must be popular.

Yours very truly, Bouquets Witen feminine temperament and customs official get tangled up there are bound to be results, especially when the official gets hard-boiled over a few harmless flowers. Frau Res! W. Amperi went ncross the German border bouquet.

The bouquet was wilted mass of buds. and petals by the time she got back to the border but the official gazed them sternly and demanded thirty-five cents tax. Disgusted, the lady threw them out of the " bus dow. Unfortunately they landed on the German side and there was; nothing for her to do but dismount, gather up her posies and toss them back to Austria, there to rot in their native country. eae Credat Judaeus Apella ood news, So Docks are} fol Vin For' two points. At times one bays @ pup"

When ale is fling short, What's that Jclergy in these days are endless,' and it is impossible not to sympathize with the Rural Dean at Home who complains that he ix plagued with "share pushers" who use the telegraph and telephone in their assaults upon his pocket, evil. One may win, bat}

Evils come in gambling change." We all know he it is for the clergy to escape evil Was it not one of the ly of bishops who, sitting down to rest in a public place and finding some difficulty in resuming hhis_walk owing to rheumatism, was assisted by a small girl, to whom rendered appropriate tha: she een sink to crime ta hope of Lowe oust of better things, in fact The Tblrted "burden of their cly The "port tells us that the "common Comprises alt that mankind ought to 1 Uni, chat here too crat excess of hope.

those who live on ms—and Teplied. "I often has to help my (THis ithe very chance that long 1 ffarver when he's much drunker 5

[than you!" Bishop Stubbs took {time by the forelock in anticipating ispicion when a friend, meeting fon the morning after a banquet, asked him whether -he got home safely. "Thank you, yes,"

the Bishop. "It was only my boots that were tight."

Professionals All Ir has been decided by the United States Golf Association that a man shall not become a "professional" in the golfing sense merely by reason of his being employed in connection with a miniature golf links.

1 worked for years—I much The fate of these who buy em, bat AhAK of what TU make by bert Son "bhi Sot There's 1 Bg pnt ven are Te sue or qamking Probably this attitude will be adopted by the Committee of the Royal, and Ancient—if it deigns to. take any notice at all of the new craze. At the same time it is possible to regret such decisions. It would have been very nice to sce the operator from the cash desk of a miniature golf course, or the man who' keeps the putters clean, turning up for the Open Championship Troon or St. Andrews as a fully jceredited professional and quite ready to have a wipe at Bfr. Walter Hagen himself. poor hack is nestle broken.

On! Htelieve ie of thia weight." On, his back a flea vas seated—She, with pity, made reply "Prayers need never be repeated Til relieve sou—s0_ good-bye." And having made this gesture grand She hopped adroitly to the

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