Casuier at the bank (to young lady who has presented a crossed cheque): "I am sorry, but this cheque is crossed, and I cannot cash it over the counter."
"Oh, that's all right." replied the young lady brightly, "I'l come round to the other side."
Point of View Mutionaire (referring to the young man his daughter wants to marry): He only wants you for your money.
Daughter: Certainly not. He told me only last night he didn't care if he was never able to earn a penny if he only had me by his side.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.