Mr. Webster "Wuar is a dramatic critic, Dad?"
"A: man who gives the best jeers of his life to the theatre.
Slow "Darling, 1 think marriages were made in heaven." "Yes, and if all men were as slow as you they'd have to be."
All Over "Tue ending was. -unsatistacory," wrote a critic about a recent play. Still, the audience was pleased when it came, Common Ground SAVAGE tribes, says a-scientist, have no such thing as money. We're pretty savage ourselves towards the end of the month, Definition Puhcrumnryy is the art of arriving to keep an appointment just in time to be indignant at the tardiness or the other party.
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