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"Vell, no," was the reply.
"And why not, pray?" asked counsel with a triumphant smile.
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I Like It Some people kick about the heat.
I like it.
When you can iry eggs on the street.
I like it.
Some people blame humidity For all the ills of land and sea But.it's the proper stuff for I like it.
When it's 100 in the shade.
I like it.
For me that sort of weather's made.
1 like it.
I love the hot v's fiery kiss, It is the essene of all bliss I often write Jam lies like this.
I like it—Contributed. id the old man to his proud of my girls and ike to sce them comfortably mar-As I have saved a little money, hey will not go penniless to their husbands. There is Mary, /25 a pretty girl I'l give her 4:500 when she marries, Then comes Elizabeth, who I am afraid won't s 30, again. She shall have £1 and the man who takes Rachel, wh is 40, will have £2,000 with her.
The visitor thought for a moment. and then said hesitatingly, "You haven't one about 50, I suppose?"
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