The Archive · 1938

Professional

Puysician: "Hello, Hatchet, I hear you've Squire." 3 performed a successful operation on the old

Surgeon: "Yes, but only just in the nick of time. Another couple of days and he'd have recovered without it."

No Mystery Jones: "How do you spend your income?"

Smith: "About 30 per cent. for shelter, 30 per cent, for clothing, 40 per cent. for food and 20 per cent. for amusement."

Jones: "But that adds up to 120 per cents"

Smith: "That's right."

Mr. Jiggs Wanted Tue teacher was trying to get her class to understand something about the ether.

"What is it that pervades all space," she asked; "something which no wall or door can shut out?"

"The smell of boiled cabbage," spoke up the class wit.

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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