A READER wants to know who first used the expression "Never say Methuselah, Cenversation "I suppose they ask a lot for the rent of this place?
"Yes, they asked seven times yesterday His Share The average family consists of three and one-eighth persons, That is—two children, one woman, and one-eighth husoend, Certainly "Some modern young men want a wife to order, ys a woman writer They needn't worry shell do that all right, Statistic Ir you earn £1 a week and spend 19s. 6d.. you will be happy. If you earn £1 and spend £1 1s, you will be in the same boat as every one else, 9
Bad Company "Bur how on earth did you come to get so completely intoxicated?" asked the magistrate, "I got into bad company your Honour, You see, there were four of us, I had a bottle of whiskey and the other three were teetotallers,"
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