A WOMAN who celebrated her 96th birthday the other day demonstrated that she can still play "Hearts of Oak" on the piano.
Apart from this, she remains very cheerful, "What a Nut"
He was at his club and he had talked politics for an hour and a half. "That's the situation in a nutshell," he declared at the close, "Good gracious," exclaimed a member to his hour, "What a nut, Very Slow HANsON, the lazy schoolboy, was taken to task for oversleeping. "Well Sir," he explained to the headmaster, "I sleep very slow and so it always takes me a long while to get my night's rest."
Diplomatic Years "Our politicians are not such very old men," remarked a man in a local train the other evening.
"No; its us they put years on," growled another man shortly.
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