Ar heart, most actors are jest real folks and would like to live a simple life, but every time they do or say anything the publicity people start weaving' some deep romantic drama around it Not long ago an actor's little son was born and some publicity people called on the actor and says, "I'spose you'll name yoür son after somethin very dear to your heart?" and the actor says, "Yes, I've named him Homer,"
They all got out their pencils and said, "We'll write a wonderful story here about you bein' anfardent follower of that great Greek poet, Homer."
The actor says, "I don't know nothin' about any Greek poet... I keep homing pigeons."—By Bob BURNS.
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