"TuemE's plenty of time for Emily to think of getting married," said the husband. "Let her wait until ihe right man comes along."
"I don't see why she should wait so long," answered the wife sweetly. "I didn't" cee Proof Counset (to the police witness)—But if a man is on his hands and knees in the middle of the road, that does not prove he was drunk?
Policeman—No, sir, it does not, But this one was trying to roll up the white line!
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.