Axaus—That's a fine laddie o' yours, Mac, He's got a fine head and a handsome appearance; looks moist intelligent. Could you lend me a pound?
Mac-I could not dae that, Angus, thank ye a' the same, and fore bye. ihe bairn's my wife's laddie by her first husband. see Unimpressed "Two farmers were standing on the station platform when a lady passed, dressed in the height of fashion.
"There, George," said one, "what's think o\ that, lad?"
George eyed the stylish lady for a few minutes and then said: "Ay, well, it's poor ground that takes so much top dressing."
Broadcast from Daventry Her Majesty Queen Mary who visited a hospital in," Whitechapel recently, on entering the maternity ward noticed that a baby was crying. Going up to the mother she asked, "What is your baby crying for?
The mother replied, "Lor bless you Mum, he ain't a crying, he is a trying to sing the National An-fern."
The Young Financier THE wife and smal! daughter of a famous footballer who had just been transferred from one club to another a big fee were passing a shop window.
"Oh, do stop, Mummy!" cried the child, "I would love to have that great big doll in the window there."
"But, darling" said her mother, "that doll is nearly three pounds, end we can't possibly afford that for a doll even for you."
"Why not?" demanded the little girl. "We could sell daddy again."
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