From a general survey of the international situation the new motto to be adopted by quite a large number of countries appears to be:—
"Iz you don't do what we want you to, You'll get a swift kick in the slats."
The Question Why "Bur why," asks Prof. Herbert S. Liang, speaking before the Y's Men's Club, "are we so anti-Japanese? Why are we not anti-American, or anti-British, or anti-Russian?"
Dear, dear, dear! What short memories some of us seem to have!
Quite Natural "Despre the rain," the communique said, "the soldiers are in ' high spirits."
We try to keep the rain as much as pi sible out of our spirits too.
Monkey-Face, This*Means You!
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.