"Ir takes two to make a quarrel," says a magistrate.
y wife has little diffeulty in finding the other one.
Painless "Taree brothers named Day have opened a surgery for the painless extraction of teeth in New York So we really must be allowed to observe that the Days are drawing out,"
Wrong "Wuar a quaint old village" said the rapture ous tourist. "How true it is that one half of the world doesn't know how the other half lives, "Ah!" said the native, "But not in this village, madam, not in this village."
Joke for the Children "Tuere are millions of square miles in Aírica;". said the teacher, "where little boys and girls have no Sunday schools. So for what should we save our money'
"To go to Africa," replied the class in chorus.
Maligned Cuckoo Tnt cuckoo is a purty bird, er zings as er viles, "Er bringeth good tidings and telleth no lies; "Er eateth sweet viewers to make er voice clear, And when er zingeth "cuckoo," the summer dra-oth near, Migration From a boy's essay on "Birds," quoted in the "Eastern Daily Press":
"Surely it is because English people have the kindest hearts in the world that the migrant birds return to us for nesting year by year, You have only to read the paper to know li would not be safe for them to do this regularly with any foreign powers,"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.