DisrwEssED wife, talking fo her mother: "Jim and I Had a fearful row last night. He's left me."
Mother: Don't be silly, He'll be back. You've had rows before, you khow."
Wife: "No! He means it this time, He's taken his dart board with him,"
Blew Spots Tue following is from Gerard's "General Historic of Planets," published in 1597:
"The root of Solomon's Seal, stamped while it is fresh and green and applied, maketh away in one night, or two at the most, any bruise, black or blew spots gotten by falls or women's wilful-in stumbling upon their hasty husbands"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.