Another Victim the doctor in?"
Mo, sir, and 1 don't know how long 'e'll be, He's been called {Can eternity case."
$20 and Costs!
Pou (to. motorist): "Take it easy; didn't ye that notice—'Slow Down Here'?"
Motorist: "Yes, officer, but I thought it was describing your villa, Yachting A BASHFUL old spinster of Nachting Unwisely one day went out yachting, Her clothes in the breeze Revealed both her knees, Now at knitting stout leggings she's swachting.
Rest in Peace A Max from the Wild Woolly West. Had a bronco tattooed on his chest, And while he was walking The horse kept on baulking, So he shot it to give it a rest.
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