Wire: "Is everything shut up for the night?" Husband: "Everything else, dear."
Three Brothers "How many brothers have you?" "Two alive, and one in America,"
Substitute By's swallowed the matches, What shall I re's my cigarette lighter."
Repair Work k "A LETTER from your husband, I see,"
"Yes, it's chiefly to send these two needles for me to thread. He's camping, you know, and has to do his own sewing, poor dear."
So Far so Good A vouxc lady, who had just become engaged, said to her ther's gardener: "Well, Giles, Im going to be married."
"Ah, well, miss," replied Giles, "you've had a pretty good time, haven't you?"
Sexton's Tale When they said to a sexton of Canterbury, "What a larg time you take that old canterbury,"
He replied, in a pet, "You seem to forget I have, also, his step-sister Annterbur:—Langford Reed.
Cóntentment "WHENEVER I look at you, Martha, I think of Greta Garbo."
"Do you really, Bert?"
"Yes, But what's the use? A fellow like me as to be content.
Hoardings appeared in a Canadian paper:
Tue following parody of a well-known poem
"I think that I shall never see A hoarding lovely as a tree, Perhaps, unless the hoardings fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
Two Gams "Now," said the youth, after getting his father seated at the football game, you'll ses more excitement for $2 than you ever saw before."
"I don't know," replied the old gent. "That's what my marriage licence cost,"
The Reason Y
Two children had been sent to feed. the poultry. The little girl seemed to be studying on the legs. What are the rings for?" assi she exclaimed at last, "some have n
"Oh, that's easy," replied the little boy. "These. are the married ones."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.