Old, but New Tur late C. K. Chesterton was stopped by a woman during the War and asked," "Why aren't you out at the front?" He replied, "Madame, if you will step to one side, you will see that I aw!"
American Touch Tapy; "Why should a great strong man like you be found begging?"
Beggar: "It's the only profession I know in which a gentleman can address a beautiful woman without an introduction, Single Control Sue was a very bossy, dominating woman, and at last she managed to persuade an unfortunate little man to take her on for life. At the wedding service, when the parson asked: "Wilt thou have this woman?" she blurted ow: "He will." cee Repeat Performance "You'd better take a taxi home, sir, said the club porter sternly, to the departing convivial member.
"Sno use, ole boy," hiccoughed the inebriated one; "I took a diamond brashlet home last time, but the wife pitched me out just the same!" eae The Boss "You don't mind my talking so much, dear, do you?" asked the sweet young thing of her fiance.
"No, of course not." galantly replied her lover, and then he adelea cautiously. "But I may mind after we are married."
"Oh," she replied airily: shan't mind then if you do.'
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