It is such a frightful weapon, this "death swing, Sandor's press agent tipped me of in an exclusive mimeographed blurb, that the promoters of the show have engaged no less a personage than Man Mountain Dean to act as referee. With any less powerful official than Dean in the ring it is believed that the "death swing" might kill Szabo's opponent who is hurled into the air with the same ferocity with which a bull elephant, usingeits trunk, tosses hay into its mouth.
Szabo did not say whether or not he had grown a trunk of his own. It might be all right for Szabo to grow a trunk, but for some wrestlers I know it would be a grave mistake, for what with the vast amount of ivory in their heads they would be in danger of being shot and converted into piano keys and billiard balls.
I have a feeling that George Zaharias, on whom Szabo will first use the "death swing," will not be greatly damaged by the new hold. I feel this way because I happened to see Mr. Zaharias play golf with Babe Didriksen. And after watching him hit a few balls it was obvious that Mr. Zaharias has been on intimate terms with a "death swing" for years. Certainly his swing is death to any hopes he might entertain of getting the ball on the green.
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