Aviation instructor: "That concludes the lecture on parachute work for today, gentle-
Student jumper: "Just one more question, Mr. Clupp. What if, after you jump, the parachute doesn't open?"
Instructor. "If it doesn't open? Well—er—a, that's what is known as jumping to a conclusion,'
Overhead Tue principal of the firm looked grimly at the newest traveller.
"Look here," he said, "we have no wi. stint you in the way of reasonable expense we think you've gone over the line by treating yourself to a new hat and calling the item overhead expenses."
Have You Heard Or the Scotsman who would not send his boy to school because he would have to pay attention.
Of the very proper young lady who tried to say Expectoratesbergen because she did not like the sound of Spitzbergen.
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