We. have heard of girls who parachute home when aeroplaning, fand those who always carry ie shaw fare in their, vanity case when out on a motor ride, but what does a girl do, who merely goes out walking? ace our Jwomenfolk are being forced to. perform feats—take that of Amy John-ison in flying to Australia, for in-Istance—that they are not really fitted for. They are performing them solely with the idea of spurring our men on to be what they ought to be, strong men, not spineless jelly: fish." "And there is much more by helm the same strain forer." Mr. Titlebat continues, myself have long been a suf-
my own home, from this spurring lon' form of tyranny. My wife fu" double evidently in this lad Madame "X'=whose mania. is strength. Why do these big, he-women always marry little men like lus, instead of large, insulterable, interfering, self-opinionated, crass, lanimalistic' and aggressive persons "why don't they marry _somebody their own size? The answer, of course, i obvious. They must have someone to boss about, someone upon whom they can impose their over: bearing and. domineering persona-ities, "someone upon. whom they lean vent' their annoyance when they get the cold. shoulder from the right-thinking section lot the ong. been "fed-up beast" and savage-brute type of wo-Iman. They must at least have one jeave, preferably quiet, respectable, Mensive, self-sacrificing, and, though of small stature, noble. led; someone they know they insult with impunity and even bash about.
"These Clydesdale types of women who believe in brute force and spui ring men on are not only thorns 1 the flesh of their unfortunate male relatives but a public nuisance and national danger. They all have more muscle than brains, and a contempt for anybody of the opposite sex who has a poetic nature and is though small of stature, quiet, unassuming, noble-minded' and of a retiring. disposition. f can assure you that the men of finer feeling they invariably marry suffer a Imartyrdom only comparable to that which was endured by religionists land others who were persecuted by thei' physical, but not mental, sulperiors in the' dark ages.
"Often, brooding over these in-Justices, "I snarl. ferociously when Imy wife isn't anywhere about, and, when T get, well, away fromthe house, I mutter viciously out loud.'
Advice to Those About.
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And' their walls awoke the alle hey, ped the shingles off the Mado the brick inthe chimney quiver, with doleful cries they gouged out ind And sought each other's liver, jou want, char, it's 64 each for "angel faces" and hal a guinea With a furry of hale they leaped Toast forthe organist. They 'And this is the end of the pome, dome mind being' asked.
'They pled off the Tots a thi shook Quarrels. inthe entry over who 'And the Persian kitten ran home, ace, en ay) wit eaten "can Nolded by fighting it out the might before. But not too vigorously." oe "the: bride want' every ead her true' ape in. the Tegister Negligence her bene method The Cabinet on the oceusion of the thems Bat if"
Naval, Pageant, "revived the famous Whitebait Dinner' at Greonwichy going down by. boat from" West minster. In accordance with tradi tion, fresh' times from "the West Indies wore served with the whitebait, This was the menu: are by custom the poasesthe bride dog life is avoided, and. they tait into one another" without fever worrying a3 to who is the dove and who isthe tail It is all so complicated that "Punch" was probably right.
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