'A. Scorrisu farmer's son had the misfortune to fall in love with two girls at once. The one was fall and strapping, the other was small and. slim.
The puzzled lover at once asked his father's advice.
"Well". said the father, "ther's soe muckle machinery used in formin' nowadays that. a Dig, active wife is no' o' muckle use; so I advise you to take the little ane—she'll eat less, onyx way!"
Like Father Tue widow who had married well again hed sent her son to the very best school and she soon asked him how he was getling on.
"We are studying the position of molecules now." he explained.
"Well, I hope you get on all right with it. 'Your late father could never keep bie in' his eye"
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