Mr, Neville Chamberlain, speech at Nottinghar giving an idea of the principles that underlie the new unemployment insurance scheme which the Government will produce before Chirstmas, The aim he said, is fourfok bring as many people as possible id within the scheme, to abolish the Anomaly that, of tio men, equally workers, one' fs insured "and. the other not. to Keep alive in every member of the unemployed the idea that presently he i going. to work, to make the scheme self-stp-porting, above the need of loans And there's the rub, Legislation lon these lines is calculated to Dung the instrance scheme between 000,000 and 1,800,000. additional workers. 'These include agricultural Inbourers, domestic servants and other occupations. 'The sub-committee of the Cabinet which has been at, work on the Bill, also wishes to bring in municipal' workers, bank clerks and the juniors of the Civil Service, but this point has still to be decided Comment outside official circles fastens on two points. First. the means test, and that, if a man is offered work, he shall not be in a Position to refuse it in order to draw a few shillings a week less
of doing anything for it. No one from the dole without the trouble wishes to be hard, but the actual application of the means test in the past two years has revealed such Member found prostrate on the floor from over-playing the nineteenth hole may be lifted without penalty, 2. A player is deemed "dorm when the number of shots he taken equals the number yet re maining in the bottle, Any member caught writing ah" on the "no swearing igns shall be expelled for improving a lie.
Tu any case where a member grows careless and accidently drinks stomach pumps will be it the club assumes no such mishaps.
1, Any member who asks the Pro, to re-shaft a wooden tee shall be expelled for tightness unbecoming a member, 2. Any player who is caught teeing up his ball for a putt shall be sentenced to serve three yours on the house committee.
2. Penalty for bali out of bounds, loss of distance only. Penalty for two balls out of distance, temper and religion, Stuttcring players in competition with men' of nominal speech shall be given {en y—s and fourteen "Sian illness, which started with a cold, had cout him' a great. deal money, und she wat still an expen What bitterness is in the cup of one thus fallen neath Fate's frown, He has to keep on coughing up So as fo keep her coughing down, Now We Know P
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Whenever it becomes necessary. to murder a player who can't count above five, the usual ground rule applies and ball lying in casual blood may be lifted without penalty.
From personal conversations and what T have been told by those who know the working class in timately, T am sure that no one resents. the ease with which idlers were formerly able to live on the State more keenly than the real working man.
Secondly there is a strong fee that unemployment insurance should be put under the control of an [dependent body, (for example, ithe Port of London Authority, or the Thames "Conservancy Board). So long as the politicians have the handling of it, experience shows that it is simply used for electioneering bribery.
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