Louis XVI was the Arst man to wear high wooden heels on.his shoes, He wore them to. make himself look taller. Then the. French: [chopped off, his head to make him look shorter.
Serious rep; Where are you going In such a hurry? Jim: Down to the doctor, A man ran his um-lirella into my ear this, afternoon.
Fred: Well, I hope that you will be able to get it out.
Back Talk "Your wife makes a splendid speech, "Yes," replied Mr. Meekton, "and I noticed she impressed an entire audience the same way she docs me. She says what she kes and no tone even thinks of talking back."
Veracity "Wiry don't you take a rest and go fishing?
"I never go fishing," replied Senator Sorghum, "A man in my position has trouble enough in, keeping up his reputation for strict veracity. without jeopardizing it in. pastime."
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