The Archive · 1934

Big Recovery Stunt

'A urrren came into the Chase Ni tional Bahk recently, from a custom-jer of the bank who happens to be a prominent furrier in Australia. Two years ago, this customer was complaining bitterly about the depression, but now: "Dear Sirs:

"Am sending draft for a thousand pounds, with which please credit my account. Last year I crossed a kangaroo with a raccoon, and now I'm raising fur coats with pockets."

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"T THNk it's a disgusting state of affairs when one reads of comedians earning more than Cabinet minist-

"Oh, I don't know. On the whole they're funnier!"

Tolerance "Waar do you think of the acoustics, Mrs. Nurich?" asked her hostess, as they came out of the villege church.

"Let everybody worship in his own way—that's my motto," was the reply.

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