Complacent "You are the loveliest thing I have seen," he breathed. "I long to hold you in my arms, to caress you, to kiss your eyes, your hair, your lips—to whisper in your ear, 'I love "Well" replied the git pose it' can be arranged. rl, "I sup 'A Way Out Ax inquisitive old Indy was always way-laying the new minister in the street to ask him questions, One day she stopped him and said: "Mr. Brown, would you ple the difference between a Cherubim and a Seraphim?
for a moment or so. Then he replied, The young minister thought wildly with an inspiration; "Well, they did I believe, but they have made it up."
A Warm Climate Twe coloured preacher was, des a con-he said, "you've seen this here melted iron running out of a furnace, ain't yous hot, sizzling and hissing? Well—'
The preacher pointed a long, lean finger "at the frightened crowd, "Well," he continued, "they use that stuff for ice cream'in the place 1 been talking about"
Overcome Tur visitor to the crowded service at a popular church was compelled to leave early, and during the sermon endeavoured to steal quietly away. As he tiptoed down the aisle his new shoes crackled like a forest in a gale, He reached the door in a state of collapse.
By novel" he remarked to the verger, "I wouldn't do that again for pound." And then his face took on mottled tint as he realized he had left his hat in the pew.
Boastful 'A. voastrut American had been mitted to Heaven, and was talking of the wonders of "his home country. There was nothing in the world to touch Niagara Falls, he claimed, An old man who was standing near sniggered audibly.
"Perhaps, sir," exclaimed the annoyed "American, "you don't consider 8,000 cubic feet of water lot of water? May Task replied the other, Mrs Malaprop 'A. Morons" knocked' down elderly' woman, When he had help: fed her up, he said severely: "I con-Baer thatthe for vas ently Yours for standing gaping about in the midate of the" road in' that The victim looked yas not gaping about,'
was inhaling a cab, she retorted,
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