Nice and Friendly Sne was boasting that when she was younger she could have married any one she pleased. "Then I suppose you couldn't have pleased any one," said one of the other girls.
Still out of Jail "Norse is responsible for the loss of a great deal of time," says a psychologist.
"On the contrary," says a burglar.
Real Economy "WEEL, Jock, what are-ye lekin' sao pleased about?"
"Tve j st heard the price o' petrol has been reduced."
"But ye haven't a car." "No, but I've a lighter.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.