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Yours faithfully His car caught fire and was destroyed. Tt was insured. He went! at once fo the insurance company and demanded money. He was given. 'a blank form to fill in and was told that he could not get any money, but that hig car would be replaced.
Oht" said he, "if that's that way you do business, give me back my premium I paid the other day on my wite's polley."
Two Orders How did you get on with Hard-nut?" asked the head of the firm of] the traveller.
"Oh, £0, 50," replied the latter; only, got a couple of orders out of him"
The boss beamed. "You did!" he exclaimed, "that's more than any of Our men ever did before. What were they?"
"Well," said the traveller sadly, "one was to get out and the other} was to stay out Check Viouesr ringing of the bell aroused the chemist at midnight. "Below his window he saw a young lady.
"What can T do for you, miss?" he inquired. "Is anyone dying?"
"Oh, no," came back the answer in sweet tone. "But I'm dancing at the ball close by, and I have quite run out of rouge."
"Indeed!" snorted the disgusted chemist. "I'm sorry, miss, but T never keep enough rouge in stock to cover a cheek like yours!"
A Losing Programme Larrz Marjory had never seen her Aunt Jemima, and was delighted when she heard she was coming on visit. On the day when the aunt was expected, however, a telegram was delivered at home which read: will Start at same time to-morrow." When jer mother read out the. telegram Marjory burst. into tears. "Why, darling," cried the mother anxiously, "what in the world is the matter?" "Oh, mother," replied the child, tween her sobs, "auntie says she will start the same' time to-morrow, and if she does she will lose her train again, won't she?
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.