Facknous Oxe—"Why so gloomy, old chap?"
Gloomy One—"Just heard my uncle hag cut me out of his will. He's altered it five times in the last two years."
Facetious One—"Hal Evidently a fresh heir lend, what?"
One by One "Waren T was a boy," said a grey-haired physician, who was in a re-minis cent mood, "I wanted to be soldier, but my parents persuaded me yh, well," consoled his sympathetic neighbour, "such is life. Many a man with wholesale ambitions has to content himself with retail busl-
The Answer 'A caxoiate for the police force was being verbally examined. If you were by yourself in a police car and were pursued by a desperate gang of criminals in another ear doing 40 miles an hour slong a lonely road, what would you do?"
The candidate looked puzzled for a moment, Then he replied—"S0."
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