One day there came to a hospital clinic a negro woman with a fractured Jaw. The surgeon, intent on discovering the exact nature and extent of the injury, asked numerous questions, to all of which the patient ro-turned evasive answers. Finally she fdmited she had been "hit with an "Was it a large object?" asked the physlelan, "Tol able large."
"Was it moving rapidly or slowly?"
"Tolable fast."
'Then, her patience exhausted, she blurted out: "To tell you de troot, doctah, Ah wuz jes' nachelly kick' in de face by a gen'ieman friend."
A Thousand Times No heaven in trying to break through the barrage of war news writes to a contemporary to. claim that he has never worn a bowler hat, eaten, watereres, brussels sprouts, oF oysters, seen a dog-race, ridden in a motor-car, been inside ' the British Museum, or visited the Tower of London, "Can anyone beat this?" he adds.
can. So far as I know, I have ver worn yellow spas, eaten hags, had a bath without stepping on the soap, seen a plumber in an atroplane, ridden in-the, Derby, accepted fu Invitation to a cheese factory, kiss-a policeman on a foggy night, oF been a gentleman with a woman bridge partner.
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