The Archive · 1935

The New Manners

Pouicemax: "How did you knock him down?"

Motorist: "I didn't. I pulled up to tet him go across—and he fainted."

And Then She Said Mas, (sternly to husband arriving "What dace the clock ay?"

Genially)—"Tt shay tic. gies shay bowchy-eat shay Real Life "Wuex my wite needs money she calls me handsome."

"Handsome?

"Yeah, hand some over."

No Doubt About If Thoughtful Answer "Masten." said a scholar of Balbo, to Jowett "do you really think a goyd man could be happy on the rack?

'The Master, after a pause, replica, "Well, perhaps a very good' man on a very bad rack."

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