Joxts—"So many people are struck by automobiles while alighting from trolley cars."
Trolley OMcial—"Well, yes, but those people have paid their fares; it's this running over people who are waiting to get on that gels our oe Just For To-night to-night."
"Maxe me a child again, just for
Once said a Scotsman—and Scotsman are Ught.
"Tm leaving to-night on a rail trip to Ayr Make me a child and travel A Rest for the Scots Aw Englishman, travelling on a Irish train, overheard the following dialogue between the driver of the train and the guard:
"Say, Moike, phwat are yer stop: ping here for?"
"Shure, yer fool, and can't yer sce the signal's again me?"
"Begorrah, Moike, its mighty particular we're becoming all of a Bird Chatter Tux kindergarten teacher was tell-her class about the canary bird. Can any little boy tell me what canary can do that T cant?" she asked.
'A hand went up, "All right, Marvin, "He can take a bath in a saucer."
"Trick About It"
Groner White has been with [Thurston ever since the magician started around the world with his show, One day an inquisitive bus body' slipped George a cigar and said to him:
"How does Thurston make the woman float in the alr without any support?"
don't know," George replied, "but I think there must be some tick about it"
Not Worth It 'A noy entered a grocery store and lid to. the storekeeper: "Gimme a dime' worth of The storekeeper tied up the package and the boy said: "Dad wants you to charge it"
"AIL right; what's your name?"
"Shermerhorn."
"Take it for nothin' he said.
inst gain' to spell asafentida' and 'Shermerhorn' for no dime."
Diverse Directions Som of our novelists don' for eyes roamed carelessly round the room,"
"With her eyes she riveted him to the spai'
"Ho tore his eyes from her face they fell on the loiter at her
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