Tuma weather being hot, a jelly which a mother was giving her children at tea, had not set too well, "No jelly for me, mummy," said the youngest child. "I don't think it's dead yet."
Aging Slowly Customer: "Are you the girl who took my order?"
Waitress "Yes, sir."
Customer: "Wonderful! You don't look an hour older."
On with a Puff T a box of powder for my sister, aid the angel child.
kind that goes off with a bang? asked the jolly old chemist.
"No, clever, the kind: that goes on with a puft."
Stalemate Macruerson and Mactavish sat long over their coffee, The waiter brought the bill, Still they sat on.
Near midnight Mactavish telephoned his wife: "Di; it looks like a Substitute A pnysictay had an urgent phone call from a gentleman saying his small son had swallowed his fountain pen.
"AN right! Ill come at once," replied the doctor, "what are you doing in the meantime?"
"Using a pencil."
Sarcastic A sMALL man sitting in the corner of a tram-tared at a very stout woman who occupied of the seat. a pity they don't charge passengers according to their size," he remarked.
If they did," retorted the stout lady, "they wouldn't stop to pick you up."
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