Her husband being slightly imdisposéd, a young and inexperienced wife attempted to lake his temperature, and, in a state of great excitement, scribbled a note to the doctor:. "Dear doctor, please come at once. My husband's temperature is 136."
The doctor replied: "Dear madame, The case is beyond my skill. Send for the fire-engine."
In a Box There's the girl with lovely golden hair, It curls in golden locks.
It curls all day, and then at night It curls up in a box.
But she is better off than—
The girl who has no hair at all She's bald but never cares She just pain's rabbits on her head And people think they're hairs.
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