The Archive · 1936

In Parenthesis

Biblical AskeD to write a sent taining the word "languist gow schoolboy's effort:—"Men who use bad languish will never get into Heaven."

Love on woman (playing tennis for the first time)—"What Is the score, please?" Her Husband—"Thirty love'

Woman—"ves, dear; but thirty Izaak Walton Ancten—"You've been watching me for three hours, Why don't you try Ashing yourself?

Onlooker—'I ain't got the patio Not Welcome Nunsr—"What do you think of the new baby sister the doctor left for your"

Betly—"I don't blame the doctor for wanting (o get rid of it, but why did the pick on us?"

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