Donic a history lesson the teacher pointed out to the class that a surname often indicated the trade of the ancestors of those who bore the name.
He gave the obviously simple example of Smith, Taylor, Baker, and others. Then he questioned one of the boys.
"What were your ancestors, Webb?
"Spiders, sir." sce Mid-Year Tue examinations were over and the examiners were busy checking up the various answers. One of them found a paper which, instead of being covered with historical names and dates, had a crude sketch of a cemetery With a large tombstone on which was written: "Sacred to the memory that always deserts me on an occasion like this."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.