Two gangsters were escorting a member of a rival gang across a field on a dark and rainy night.
"What rats you are," grumbled the doomed one, "making me walk through a rain like- this."
"How about us?" growled one of the escorts. "We've got to walk back."
True Story An Australian girl bought a ticket at Piccadilly Tube Station. She didn't realize it would be wanted again so she threw it away.
When she arrived at her destina-lion the collector held out his hand.
"Ticket please," he said, "Tye lost it," she said.
"Where do you come from?" he said. e la," she said. he said.
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