Uncte John came to stay, and before he left he gave his nephew a pound note. "Now, be careful with that money, Tommy," he said. "Remember the saying 'A fool and his money are soon parted'." "Yes, uncle" replied Tommy, "but I want to thank you for parting with it, just the same,"
Foiled In Chicago three bandits, one armed with a machine gun, heaved and tugged on a heavy money bag. Nearby stood William Szlauis, Railway Express Agency truck driver, his hands high in the air, helpless, "We're inthe big money now," bandit chortled, The bag contained 10,000 pennies, Right Place SToNEYBROKE was mot feeling in the jolliest of moods, "Just look at that notice," he said, indicating the words "Post No Bills" on a blank wall "What is the use of sticking that up there? Why don't they put these things in the right place?"
"Where would you put it?" asked his friend.
"Over every letter box in the country," was the reply.
Well-Rounded Programme "My boy," said the magnate to his son, "there are two things that are vitally necessary if you are to succeed in business."
*What are they, dad?"
"Honesty and sagacity."
"What is honesty?"
"Always—no matter what happens or how adversely it may affect you—always keep your word once you have given it.
"And sagacity?"
"Never give it."
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