Boy:—"Say, dad, what does it mean when the paper says some man went to a convention as a delegate-at-
"It means his wife didn't go with him, son."
Cause and Effect Tenant (to landlord): "I want to complain about the people on the upper floor banging on my ceiling all night lon; Landlord: "Did it disturb you?"
Tenant: "Not very much. was playing my saxophone Well Named THERE was a young lady: named Kate Who was learning, on rollers, to skate.
Her friends, for a game, Quickly gave her the name Of "Niagara'—her falls were so great!
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