The Archive · 1938

More Court Humour

Woman: I got a shock when I saw four policemen standing together; I thought a revolution had started.

Man: I gave my wife what I got for my bike, and she said, "Its a shame to take the money," but she took it all right.

Woman at Shoreditch, County Court: I did not consult a solicitór because I thought it was a waste of time.

Woman at Tottenham: I said to my husband, "Have you not a couple of kind words for me before I go?" He shouted, "Get out," and I shot irom the room.

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