Aggression Act "Yes, I told him straight. I said, Look here, Joe, I said, If you don't keep your dog off my garden, I'll treat it as an act of aggression."
Proof "Wit you guarantee the upholstery of this?" demanded the prospective purchaser.
"Madam," replied the salesman, "the proof of the padding is in the seating."
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Are You Crazy AN attendant in a mental home came across one of the patients very industriously fishing im a wash-basin with rod and line.
Wishing to humour the man, the attendant asked if he had caught anything.
"What!" cried the patient, "in a wash-basin! Are you crazy?"
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