Domestic Dialogue "Wu have you chosen lemon for the colour of your frock?"
"Because I had such a job squeezing it out of you."
Powder Marks "Tub newspaper says the man was shot by his wife at close range."
"Then there must have been powder marks on the body."
"Yes. Thats why she shot him."
Sorry, Old Chappie "Anp the most important thing," said the golf professional, "is to keep eye on the ball"
"Oh," said the novice, "so that's the sort of club I've joined, is it?" one Honest "Now, David," said the teacher, "if you found a shilling would you keep "No, madam," replied David. honest boy," praised "Now, what would you "Spend it?" said David.
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