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"Nothing," said he scowling.
ut, darling, can't you think of something original? You gave me that last year."
Retort Courteous An MP., anxious to see a procession in his constituency, and thinking he was well known to the people of that city, tapped a native on the shoulder, demanding: "Make way there."
"Gem, who are yer pushing?" was the reply.
"Do you know who I am?" inquired the indignant M.P. "I am a representative of the people!
"Hah," grunted the native, standing unmoved, "but, we're the blooming' people ourselves."
Anthem Regulations James A. Moss, of Chicago, retired, president-general of the United States Flag association, ruled in answer to a Brooklyn woman's enquiry made originally of Mayor LaGuardia, that it is all right not to stend during a rendition of the "Star-Spangled Banner" if you are:
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