Dozinc on the beach at Ryde, Dad got covered by the tide.
Mother said in tones deploring, "At any rate it stopped him snoring."
Well-named A LADY has just presented her husband with a daughter. They're going to call the child "Militia" because they haven't got half enough clothes ready for her.
Straight From the Shoulder Some talk of Two-Ton Tony, And some of Big Brown Joe, But the Weather Clerk is more my mark—He's the Wettest Man I know!
Trapped I Was reading Beryl, says George Formby, a bit out of t'paper about a woman in Johannesburg who catches rats for a living. "That's nothing new," said Bei "every woman who gets married does tha!
Funny, but she looked straight at me as she said it, One Down "Wuen I first met Henry I had never held a club, says the lady who's going to marry Henry Cotton, Neither had my wife when she first met me—but she soon picked it up, and now she's got a lovely natural swing. She doesn't have to tee me up these days, either. She just takes a swipe at me, wherever I'm lying.
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